me: im trying to figure out what i should get for dinner
x: tube steak
me: WHERE
x: my place
x: chez x
me: brb need to yelp it
D: do you feel lonely in your new place
me: I do, it’s so quiet. I’ve never lived alone before.
D: well burn some fish and yell a lot. that will feel like home.
Jenn: there is a single UCSF doctor moving above me. i will check to see if he is hot… if so…. come hang out in skimpy clothing
me: yeah dude thanks for the heads up. im sad because i saw a cute neighbor and he said he was moving out, and he was a ucsf doc
UCSF GET AT ME
Jenn: MAYBE IT IS THE SAME DUDE!
me: HOLY SHIT
that would be COSMIC
Jenn: Jas: oh nice
single dr eh? hawt
maybe have malinda meet him :P
me: hahahah i just IM’d her that!!!!
i secretly hope he is ugly as fuck, so that no one wants to bang him, so i will hear no noise
Jas: aww
me: i know. i’m hella selfish.
okay, so i hope he is nice and attractive, and he and malinda fall in love and have very very quiet sex
Jas: there you go
me: HAHAHHAHAHAHA
i love you
always looking out for a sister
"MMM elderflower liqueur! IT TASTES LIKE IKEA!"
Jenn @ Bloodhound SF
short term memory loss
c: dude I was going to say hey at the end of the show, but we took off early. :/
the lady was all falling asleep and such
how was the encore?
me: dude i dont even remember it
but i think it was awesome?
joe: so i was thinking last night
if you combined the name lebron
and bonzi
and named a kid LeBonzi
would he be the greatest baller known to man?
D: i dont know i guess im waiting to fully grow up which i dont know when that will be.
me: you sound like a fucking noah baumbach movie. NO OFFENSE!
"We met this amazing drunk that we nicknamed International Man because he said he had friends in Peru, China, the Philippines, and a shit load of other places… he sat in between me and Mal and proceeded to grill me about Boston because he lived here before… Mal was being chatted up by his friend who looked like Danny Masterson from That 70s Show. Their other friend who had fingerless gloves was the hot one but of course he did not talk to us."
Karms has a way with words. The last part is funny BECAUSE IT’S TRUE.
